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Hal, the Final Chapter, or 'How to destroy a hard drive'
Second in a two-part column on Dr. Fleet’s computer adventures
Hal had given way to Dell and languished alone in my workshop, awaiting his fate.  I had read articles about hackers breaking into discarded computers to retrieve sensitive data even when it had been deleted. I checked with my great-nephew computer guru, John.
“Oh yes,” he said.  “Anyone can restore files in the recycle bin.  There’s nothing to it.”
 “Then it would be a good idea to erase my hard drive.” 
He agreed.

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The 'on' button's just the beginning
The only thing more unreasonably stubborn than a computer is an old superannuated mule on our farm. In retirement, I had to type my own correspondence and using a typewriter proved much more difficult than I had remembered.  It soon became clear that I needed a computer at least for word processing. My nephew had replaced his laptop that winter and gave me his old one as a Christmas gift (a hand-me-up).  After Christmas it sat for a day or two, sleeping in its case waiting for the touch of a human hand.

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English is such a weird language. Not only is the grammar difficult but its spelling is impossible.  It has silent letters, both at the beginnings of words and at their ends.  It has double letters and fake “f’s” (o-u-g-h, p-h).  I can spell German words and Swedish words.   ... But, is it d-e-s-e-r-t, or is it d-e-s-s-e-r-t?  D-i-n-e-r, or d-i-n-n-e-r?  I often wonder. I try to avoid them.   Read More >>

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Requiem for a Zucchini
Hot sun glares,
Consuming all it touches.
The grass,
The garden.
Cicadas sing
A song of love.
Without a mate, their line is dead.

Flowers droop.
Weeds grow tough.
Dogs lie panting in the shade.

The sun is hot,
Cicadas loud.
August presses down
As I’m picking black-eyed peas.

I wrote this little poem some three years ago after the record-breaking summer heat. It seems appropriate today.

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Mississippi summers and mosquito bait
We are having summer doldrums with a vengeance this year. It seems to have been uncomfortably hot for months or maybe years. I have trouble remembering when it wasn’t almost unbearable. But then my memory isn’t so great anymore.
But I do remember summers in my childhood. The Mississippi delta country is hot and humid from May to October. ... People had two choices in summertime: to stay indoors and swelter or to go outside and become mosquito bait and swelter.

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Digital Old Testament becomes test of wills
Last winter I borrowed a four-DVD set about great characters of the Old Testament from one of our associate pastors.  I thought the DVDs might be fodder for a series of Sunday school lessons.  We rotate teachers from our class and I teach four weeks a year.
 My new computer can play DVDs but I had not yet attached speakers.  That was a simple task — I thought.  However, I have yet to find anything about computers to be simple. Read More >>

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The fine art of 'writing' salads
I belong to two writing groups. One assigns topics to write about for each session. Last week the topic was “salads.”
What kind of salad should I discuss? Is it garden salad with lettuce and all those veggies in it? What could I say about that? It’s just a bunch of raw vegetables all stirred up together in a bowl and slathered with some kind of dressing.
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Backyard battles yield few victories
Call me Mr. McGregor. I am a gardener. I usually grow blackberries, tomatoes, okra, corn, beans, peppers, cucumbers, squash and peas in my garden. And my yard abounds with wildlife. It teems with squirrels, rabbits and chipmunks. Rabbits love the tender leaves of emerging okra, peas and corn and grow fat from my young plants. Unlike Mr. McGregor, my solution is tea. I make it from habanera peppers — the world’s hottest, forty times hotter than jalapeƱos. 
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