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By BARBARA NOWAK
and BEVERLY PITTMAN
The Saucy Sisters, for Brentwood Home Page
How sad. Just 72 days after her multi-million-dollar nuptials, Kim Kardashian has called it quits. What could possibly have happened in that short period of time? We don’t pretend to have any inside information. But we do know a thing or two about wine … and about how you can judge a man by the wine he drinks.
im might have benefitted from our insight.
It was reported that Malibu Rocky Oaks Estate Vineyards supplied 720 bottles of chardonnay and cabernet sauvignon for the couple’s August wedding. We don’t know which varietal soon-to-be-ex-hubby Kris Humphries favors – so we’ll give you the scenarios for both wines.
Chardonnay is the darling of the white wine world. It’s produced everywhere because the grape vine is low maintenance and adapts to so many different climates. The chardonnay man’s physical attributes and social skills are extremely well developed. He has a way with words that women find flattering. When it comes to marriage, though, he’s not a one-woman man. Understanding this could have saved Kim lots of heartache.
On the other hand, Kris could be a cab guy. Cabernet sauvignon is considered the king of red wine … dry, complex and long-lasting. The tough skins of the grape produce wines that are high in tannins when young – which means that they can be a little harsh and will need time to mature.
The cabernet man might seem a little abrasive at first, but he has real depth of character. As he ages, his true self is revealed. He’s an asset in business and financial concerns. This man is good for the long haul. If Kris prefers cabernet, Kim might have acted precipitously.
We make no judgments. We’re just presenting the facts as we know (or manufactured) them.
Cheers!
Barbara and Beverly
The Saucy Sisters are wine and spirits experts with a twist. A twist of humor, that is, that they use in their books and in their live performances. Their new book, The Saucy Sisters Guide to Wine – What Every Girl Should Know Before She Unscrews, is now available at www.SaucySisters.com. And be sure to join them on Nov. 4th to set a World Record for “most women unscrewing bottles of wine simultaneously.” $10 Tickets are available at www.SaucySisters.com – with proceeds going to the Boys & Girls Club of Williamson County.
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